


Tyler Durden: You know, it could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you’re sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
The Narrator: There’s always that.

The Narrator: Who would go and do such a thing?
Tyler Durden: Tell him. Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property realigned my perceptions.

The Narrator: Tyler, I want you to really listen to me.
Tyler Durden: Okay…
The Narrator: My eyes are open.




Tyler: How’s it working out for you?
The Narrator: What?
Tyler: Being clever.
The Narrator: Great.
Tyler: Keep it up, then. Keep it right up.




